The people at the exam centers are drones. The test centers facilitate many tests, tofel, a+, net+, tests for private companies, etc. They simply go over the test taking rules, regulations, and paperworks. They are a lot like the flight attendant that describe how to put on your oxygen mask. They don't anything about php or zend.
I know that I will get listed on zend's yellow pages. I was hoping that someone in this forum has taken the test and will know how long it takes for that to happen and if I will get a certificate on paper.