Also, since we probably won't be jumping in individually welcoming every single person comes by, here's your generic welcome message:
Greetings, ___________ !
Thank you for joining the board! Feel free to ask any question, but please don't be stupid about it. Make an effort to pick the right forum, make an effort to be detailed about your question, make an effort to read relevant stickies/rules, and we'll make an effort to help you.
.CV