Topic: Changes to PHP from facebook

[Adam]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/01/facebook_php_rewrite/

Word is it's some sort of compiler or accelerator rathen than a full rewrite, but still interesting...

[KevinM1]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/01/facebook_php_rewrite/

Word is it's some sort of compiler or accelerator rathen than a full rewrite, but still interesting...

I, for one, eagerly await the Hot or Not API.

[oni-kun]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/01/facebook_php_rewrite/

Word is it's some sort of compiler or accelerator rathen than a full rewrite, but still interesting...

This just in. US forces take over a major site engine named PHP, which provides dynamic content to millions of sites. The US government has taken over the completion by a US company known as Facebook to create a fork of an absolute secure and clean solution for major PHP driven websites, eager to make the conversion.

[Adam]

This just in. US forces take over a major site engine named PHP, which provides dynamic content to millions of sites. The US government has taken over the completion by a US company known as Facebook to create a fork of an absolute secure and clean solution for major PHP driven websites, eager to make the conversion.

Ha. Have a read of this then.. http://therumpus.net/2010/01/conversations-about-the-internet-5-anonymous-facebook-employee/?full=yes

[Daniel0]

http://developers.facebook.com/news.php?blog=1&story=358

[corbin]

Wow....

I can actually see this majorly catching on if it's easy enough to use and stable.  Then again, I guess most sites don't need that extra speed lol.  Nifty though!

[KevinM1]

Looks interesting from a technical standpoint.  The name sucks, though.

[Mchl]

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I must've missed Daniel's link

[Andy-H]

Looks interesting from a technical standpoint.  The name sucks, though.

Yeh, trust a facebook developer to create something great and kill it by trying to be cool when he hasn't got the first clue of what cool is.


I think it's ironic that these people develop a 'social network' that connects millions of people all over the world, yet lack completely in any form of social skills...

[oni-kun]

Looks interesting from a technical standpoint.  The name sucks, though.

Yeh, trust a facebook developer to create something great and kill it by trying to be cool when he hasn't got the first clue of what cool is.


I think it's ironic that these people develop a 'social network' that connects millions of people all over the world, yet lack completely in any form of social skills...

Who said programming wasn't cool? I'd rather crunch regular expressions than go out in an 'invited party' any day!

[KevinM1]

Looks interesting from a technical standpoint.  The name sucks, though.

Yeh, trust a facebook developer to create something great and kill it by trying to be cool when he hasn't got the first clue of what cool is.


I think it's ironic that these people develop a 'social network' that connects millions of people all over the world, yet lack completely in any form of social skills...

Who said programming wasn't cool? I'd rather crunch regular expressions than go out in an 'invited party' any day!

I dunno about that.  A regular expression has a 0% chance of touching my penis.

[Andy-H]

Looks interesting from a technical standpoint.  The name sucks, though.

Yeh, trust a facebook developer to create something great and kill it by trying to be cool when he hasn't got the first clue of what cool is.


I think it's ironic that these people develop a 'social network' that connects millions of people all over the world, yet lack completely in any form of social skills...

Who said programming wasn't cool? I'd rather crunch regular expressions than go out in an 'invited party' any day!

I dunno about that.  A regular expression has a 0% chance of touching my penis.

Well said! lol

[oni-kun]

I dunno about that.  A regular expression has a 0% chance of touching my penis.

<?php
/*
@param int size
@param string object
*/
function do($a, $b) {
    chmod($a, $b);
    touch($a);
}

do($penis, 755); //Maybe 433 in your case.
?>

[Andy-H]

I dunno about that.  A regular expression has a 0% chance of touching my penis.

<?php
/*
@param int size
@param string object
*/
function do($a, $b) {
    chmod($a, $b);
    touch($a);
}

do($penis, 755); //Maybe 433 in your case.
?>

I rest my case...


P.S.
Where are the regular expressions?

[oni-kun]

P.S.
Where are the regular expressions?

It's too small to need 'em.