Topic: Geeky compting jokes?

[Andy-H]

Does anyone know any decent ones?


I was just on sickipedia and saw this:

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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.



Had a little giggle to myself but know that most people wouldn't and thaught I'd see if anyone here knows any decent computing jokes?

[Andy-H]

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Cocaine is never a solution.

Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.



Like that one lol

[Daniel0]

Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.


Two strings walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first string says, "I'll have a beerKJLASdp)8AIDnhas89d3"¤"#¤(/)a8dsd79". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn’t null-terminated."


And the obligatory one: There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.


We also have some awesome songs in our songbook at the CS dept here, but they're all in Danish. I can't think of any more jokes right now.

[Kris]

Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Heh, that one raised a smile

[Andy-H]

Why do computer scientists often confuse Christmas with Halloween? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.


Two strings walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you?" The first string says, "I'll have a beerKJLASdp)8AIDnhas89d3"¤"#¤(/)a8dsd79". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn’t null-terminated."


And the obligatory one: There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.


We also have some awesome songs in our songbook at the CS dept here, but they're all in Danish. I can't think of any more jokes right now.

I remember the binary joke was on the wall a college, corny lol


Like the null terminated one best lol

[chrisdburns]

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[PugJr]

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Heh, thats probably my favorite considering how many times I've accidently done an infinite repeat.

[oni-kun]

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Heh, thats probably my favorite considering how many times I've accidently done an infinite repeat.

I was attempting roughly 20,000,000 looped benchmarks on code I was testing, safe to say a lot of the untested code resulted in my CPU fan going loud until I fixed it.