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Offline ndeeTopic starter

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My portfolio.
« on: July 17, 2010, 06:25:50 PM »
I don't know if you consider this as a 'portfolio' but it somewhat resembles it.

http://www.thenopslide.com/me/

Have fun, and please, don't open it in IE.

Looking forward to you critiques;
Andy.
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2010, 12:35:58 PM »
Firstly - potential clients could end up viewing your site in IE. Take that into consideration. When I first landed on the splash page, I thought to myself "What now?" Maybe that page a little bit more usable by making it more obvious that the face can be clicked on? I'm not really fond of the font you used at the top for "Hi, I'm Andy".

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You're probably wondering what you're doing on a website owned by a homosexual now aren't you :o?
Well, don't ask me.

May I ask what your sexual orientation has to do with your design capabilities? If you're wanting to tell people more about yourself, why not add other pieces of information as well, instead of just focusing on that one part of your life? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I like the color scheme of the site. Minimalist.

Why do you have a link to your splash page on the main navigation? It's kind of pointless, don't you think? Also note that "home" and "index" are often considered to be the same thing.

Don't mean to sound negative or anything but the whole

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Mr.Obvious much?

... makes you sound kind of too sarcastic. Will potential clients appreciate that?

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btw, I'm not really gay.

I know you have to make your site personal etc, but humor doesn't always translate well over text. Keep that in mind.

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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2010, 01:45:58 PM »
Who said I want clients? It was a fun website to make, and that's all that I want. I don't want clients, hell I already have too much projects on my hands.
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2010, 08:33:34 PM »
So there is no point to your portfolio..... Anyway I think it looks horrible, font is childish, links are flawed, your templates are way to bland and are more black and white than the color you specify.

Your projects seem way to simpleminded and are horribly designed once again.

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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 05:07:49 AM »
Why thank you.
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2010, 09:46:42 AM »
Utter garbage
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 01:25:36 PM »
MEhhhhh .... So... yeah..... are you trying to be funny for the sake of being funny? The site seems forced... it's a real miss. The design isn't attractive and the message it sends is just confusing. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this site.
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 02:40:02 PM »
As a portfolio, I imagine all it would do is help out your competition.
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Re: My portfolio.
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 03:42:23 PM »
I definitely believe it when you claim you're 15....
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